- Anti Joke

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|