- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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