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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

what goes boo a sock

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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