whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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