Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

yolo your orange looks orange

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...