- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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