- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

your face

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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