A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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