What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Ebola

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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