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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy at a baseball game....

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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