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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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