Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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