- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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