What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

I'm homeless.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

I enjoy Popcorn

Sixty... eight

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

identical jokes get different votes.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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