Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Of course, first door on your left

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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