- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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