I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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