what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Emily Walker.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Your mom is not fat!

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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