What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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A man walked into a bar owch

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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