- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

I love pissing people off :P

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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