- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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