Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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