- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

When life throws knives at you, run away.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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