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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Once upon a time a was born

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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