- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

1+1=2

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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