- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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