Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

George W. Bush

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

LO AND BEHOLD!

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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