- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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