- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Men's rights

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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