What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Women's Rights

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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