Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's up? Your time.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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