- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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