- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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