- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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