I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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