Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Whats 1+1? window!

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

Anti Joke

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