- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Nickelback

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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