- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!