What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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