Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Anti Joke

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