- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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