- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

what is 3+3= 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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