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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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