What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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