- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Brain fart

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Barack Obama.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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