- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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