- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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