- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Asians.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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