What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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