Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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8--------------------- penis

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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