What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

12/23/2012

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

I'm Polish.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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