You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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