Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Women's Rights

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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