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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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