- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

You know what's natural? Bears.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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