What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Firgen and the blung brigade

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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