- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

my mind's eye?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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