- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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