- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

whats white and sticky glue

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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