- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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