- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

How do you make a car? You build it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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