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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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