When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Barack Obama.

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