Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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black people

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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