A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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