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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Sex

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

AIDS

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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