- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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