Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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one of the idiot

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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