- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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