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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

what has genitial warts? me

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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