- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Your sex life.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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