- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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