- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Once upon a time, The end.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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