What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

YOLO

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Your Mom

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

whats white and sticky glue

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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