Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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how do you win a game try your best

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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