- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

my mind's eye?

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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