- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Barack Obama.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Brain fart

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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