Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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womens rights

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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