Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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