justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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