- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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